Anything else indeed! Wasn’t that enough for you? All right, calm down.

This is what is known as the museum page of the website. We expect a slightly higher standard of decorum and behaviour here. We would prefer it if you could go and wash your hands before proceeding any further.

Reverential silence is not considered inappropriate, nor is the odd snore from the truly entertained.

The final pillars of the mighty creative edifice that supports the brand name Ian Purdie will now be shamelessly flaunted for your continuing amusement/horror;